Reinterpreted Music

I'm terribly sorry--this just came to me. I am a bad person.

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class FarmAnimal : public HumanExistenceMetaphor
{
public:
  virtual void judge() = 0;
};

class Sheep : public FarmAnimal
{
public:
  virtual void judge()
  {
    heaven << *(this);
  }
};

class Goat : public FarmAnimal
{
public:
  virtual void judge()
  {
    hell << *(this);
  }
};